Wow four headlines in one featuring 3/4 major Detroit sports teams. I never thought I’d see the day.

If you watched the Champagne Instagram story last night you would have not only had the option to select which type of way you could uniquely fart for the rest of your life, you would also know that I took a double dip duo Detroit sports moneyline parlay. I took the Wings at -110 and the Pistons at +160. $25 sheets to win $97 skins. I obviously lost as the Pistons fell by 4 to the Bucks on the road. I’m not mad about the bet. It was entertaining as fuck to watch the Pistons from start to finish for the first time since Game 7 of the 2005 NBA finals. Also, if you’re confused about the fart comment from earlier, you should just really follow this site on Instagram and you’ll begin to understand.

Wings Defeat Flames 8-2, proceed to throw hands. 

Last night our boys absolutely prison pounded the Flames 8-2 at LCA in Detroit, and had some highlight reel goals along the way. Most notably in my mind the Larkin toe drag snip show, and the Athanasiou to Mantha tip goal. But what most people will pull away from the game is the fisticuffs as the players left the playing surface. I have a video of the fight and Larkin’s goal below.

Pistons fall to Bucks, 99-95. But I was thoroughly entertained. 

Again, for those who don’t know, I don’t know much about the Pistons, but since they’re in first place and I’m a sworn bandwagon fan, it’s time to hop on the bandwagon. I watched the Stones from start to finish last night, only breaking to peek at the Wings route the Flames. I really enjoyed watching. Tobias Harris is my front runner for favorite player at this point, and maybe every team in the NBA does this but it seems like the Pistons just rain 3’s at will. Again, don’t know much, but Bradley’s turnover late ultimately cost the Pistons a fighting chance and was the final nail in the coffin for my parlay. Again, not mad about it.

Marvin Jones auditions for American Idol

Not sure how I feel about this all around. And not so much because Marvin likes singing and went on American Idol, it’s more so because I don’t really understand why American Idol is back. They did like a giant shut down goodbye of it last year and it chilled for like a season and now it’s back? Idk. Seems stupid. And while we don’t get the full audition of Marvin here, we see Katy Perry absolutely creaming her jeans over his audition which I think was kinda over the top. I’m no singing expert, hell, I’m not an expert on anything besides maybe disappointment but she seemed to get wayyyyyyyy to excited over Marv’s forgettable voice. No hate though Marv, I like you as a football player which means way more than your pop culture presence.

Tatar falls. 

This was fucking awesome. Anyone who has played hockey with any regularity has done this. And if you haven’t fuck off. It’s the most confusing, humbling, and embarrassing thing to do as a hockey player. Hit the ice running and completely eat shit and have no way of getting back on your feet. We used to put clear tape on bottom of people’s skates in high school, so when they ate shit, they were thoroughly baffled. Big props to Tatar for posting this too. V funny.

Happy Thursday ya’ll. #lgrw #stones #forward 🍾

– Frank

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