In honor of the 2022 Winter Olympicsss in Beijing, and with 100% of the Snakes roster checking in as American, we felt it very much necessary to add a little sssizzzle to the name in honor of our athletess competing in the games. So low and behold….

The United Snakes of America

We couldn’t let that beauty 1980’s name plate go untouched, and our family names don’t do our Olympians justice. So naturally, we went with brands of snake.

Ode to successes of the past. Yes I’m the plug rocking a medium.

A mantra we should all live by.

Gonna suck down so many Canadian pilsners in this American-ass jersey.

Do you believe in miraclessssss?

Ringsssssss

Shoutout to Men’s League Sweaters for throwing these beauties together.

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