Frank Ragnow & Luke Witkowski Need To Setup A Big Grizzly Man Play Date
Now I’ve never fancied myself too much of a matchmaker. The closest I’ve ever come to hooking two people up was at my buddy’s wedding. I was sitting next to one of my friends and on the other side of me was a female acquaintance. I introduced the two. Legit just “hey blank this is my friend, blank,” now they have sex with each other. Riveting stuff.
But today, right now, I have connected the dots of two people who BELONG together. Okay, that’s a complete exaggeration and doesn’t really align with the two people having sex together I opened up with. Can I start over? Thanks.
I think Detroit Lions guard Frank Ragnow and Detroit Red Wings winger Luke Witkowski should get together and do manly shit together like catch fish, shoot deer, and gut hogs. It honestly seems like a match made in heaven, and my only concern is that I’m late to the party and they have already been doing this for months. But looking at both their social medias, it just seems like this is a no brainer.
Frank is from Minnesota, Luke is from Michigan, Holland specifically. Two midwest fellas catchin’ fish probably crushin’ brews and throwin’ in horseshoes. They should be best fuckin’ friends. For christ sake Luke is rockin’ a Leo’s hat in that picture.
Now I know nothin’ about manly outdoorsy shit like fishin’, huntin’, guttin’, slicin’, hookin’, bow strings, shot guns, waders, or tree stands. I’ve never stepped foot inside a Cabela’s, and I couldn’t tell you the difference between a .22 and 12 gauge. And yes, I had to google “popular hunting guns” to even write that line. But what I do know quite a bit about is friendship. And boy oh boy do I see a friendship a’brewin’ here.
Both from the midwest. Both play Detroit professional sports. Both love the outdoors and fishin’. Both in their 20’s. Both probably luvva good pull pork sandwich and both probably know howda go about smokin’ the pig to getter done. Yanno?
Frank and his brother even have a YouTube/Instagram called Grizzly Man Outdoors, where they post videos doing exactly the shit I’m talkin’ ’bout. Here’s a quick 13 minute video called CATCHIN’ BIG BASS BEFORE HEADIN’ TA CLASS! Please watch the entire thing before reading further.
And Luke is very pro-outdoors even hosting a Muska Fishin’ trip for a fan who wins an auction!
Hey maybe I’m wrong and one guy uses like steel tip hooks while the other one prefers to harpoon his fish, and those proverbial wires should never be crossed- again, I know nothing about outdoorsy man shit. So maybe there is a glaring reason they would hate each other that I’m just not seeing. But from my view, which is honestly just Instagram, I think they’d be the best of buds. At the very least I think Luke should support Frank’s brand, or like be a guest hog gutter or some shit.
I think this needs to and will happen. And when it does, I just want photos. Detroit sports friendship photos. It’s gotta be close to ice fishin’ season right? So Frank and Luke- get’ta friendin’! #lgrw #forward 🍾
– Frank
