Welp. Call it karma, call it bad luck, or call it divine intervention. The Lions won today on the leg of Matt Prater in puke-worthy fashion, 30-27, for their first win (yep first win) at Ford Field this year.

If you’re following along, I predicted that the Lions would lose today in ridiculous fashion, and that it would be the end of Patricia’s tenure in Detroit.

Well let me tell you guys- God, William Clay Ford, or the ghost of Dick Night Train Lane…. I am not completely sure who, but they punished me for this. About 10 minutes into the game a giant storm swept through my hood. Not only did it wipe out the power in my house but it also did this.

This is the view from my patio. That giant gap in the fence is definitely not supposed to be there. As soon as this happened, my dog threw up everywhere. It was absolutely insane. It was a devastating sequence and I have absolutely no doubt it’s because I turned my back on the team this week. I predicted hopeful wins vs the Colts and Vikings and looked like a slap dick for standing by their side. Then when I’m ready to throw in the towel not only do they make me look like a fool for winning, but they also won in regulation to make my tweets turn instantly freezing.

Tough! So yayyyyy that the Lions won but I look like an asshat on the internet, just filed an insurance claim for the fence (not sure if that’s even covered) and am currently praying the smell of puke comes out of our carpet. Happy Sunday everyone Patricia is still here and the Lions are almost .500 again!

#forward 🍾

– Frank