Did you have socks on prior to reading this?

Check your feet.

You don’t now.

Pretty nuts, huh? The logo is so flames it doesn’t have time for your dainty little socks nor your bullshit. Green-Gold-Bottle-Poppin’ with a CA reppin’ the whole squad. Oh? What’s that you say? You still have a sock on your right foot? Well…THINK AGAIN!

Not anymore bozo! How do you like a little sexual textual representation in your life? Yeah, that’s what I thought. And if you think I made these, you’re a certified nut bag. I got myself a full blown college-educated-degree-having-Adobe Suite-capable-ass designer to make these mother fuckers. That’s why your SmartWools are just a pile of ash right now. But guess what? Daddy ain’t done either, just when you thought it was safe to throw on a new pair of quarter lengths….

BAM! 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 It’s like a god damn exploding magic show in this hacienda! And if you even begin to say “I think I liked the old logo bett—” you’re a complete moron or you literally are BLIND and just rubbing on the screen with your fingers to try and get the feel of what the design of this new logo looks like. This logo is lit-flames-smoke-hot-scorching-burning-dank-dope-hype-saucy-and-bossy all at the same time.

If you can’t handle the heat, get the hell off my website. (No please stay I have like 17 site visits a day and I’m pretty sure like eight of them are my mom just trying to figure the internet out and the other nine are me just checking in to make sure it’s loading.)

Soak it in team. New look. Hot look. With more flame-ass design updates to come. 🍾

– Frank