I have this growing concern lately about the Red Wings’ fan base that in lieu of a dumpster fire season we would see a drop off in DRW passion from the fans. But this mustached mysterio embodying the look and mannerisms of a 20-year-plus-long season ticket holder proves once again that no matter the record or lackluster play, this is still Hockeytown and Toronto can still go fuck right off. You can tell this isn’t his first rodeo. Guys in khaki’s and a button down, probably came right from work. He doesn’t need to wear red to the games because he’s been a fan since the early 70’s and has had season tickets since ’94. He’s proven his worth. Hell, he was in Washington when the Cup was handed off to Vladdy.

He’s never Instagrammed his time at the game, he has no idea what Snapchat is, and he sure as fuck doesn’t have time for asshole Toronto fans obstructing his mother fucking view because some bros from America’s Hat want to get on TV using a play off of our President’s campaign slogan. After he yanks it down the look on his face is pure “I-I-I don’t have time for this shit.”

Sure, you’re (Toronto’s) beating us 4-0 right now, but this Joe Louis’ renegade superintendent wants to see if Nick Jensen has the stones to make a decent breakout pass in the big leagues, even in garbage time. Because he cares that much.

So sit down Toronto, you may have our old coach, the season series, and the edge in the standings right now, but this is called Hockeytown for a reason. You won’t be in our way for long.

#LGRW 🍾

 – Frank