SATISFYING: Predators sweep Blackhawks & I dig through the Internet

Last Updated: April 21, 2017By

1-0 Preds. 5-0 Preds. 3-2….Preds. 4-1 PREDS. Four. Game. Sweep. #1 vs #8. God what unbelievably sweet numbers. I had money on a series win for the Blackhawks and last night I was openly and actively cheering for a Predators sweep. Never in the history of my life will you ever see me cheering against my own bets, my own money, but last night was totally worth it. I can respect their past wins and it makes it easier to show the Hawks respect when the Wings are a disaster like they are right now, but at the end of the day you’re still the Chicago Blackhawks. I still hate you and if you were burning to the ground like you just did in the last four games I wouldn’t piss on the fire to put it out.  Let’s go to the Internet.

https://twitter.com/BarstoolMSU/status/855422200513482752

Am I being “petty”? I don’t give a fuck. This team lost me so much money I couldn’t be happier their playoff win total for 2017 matched exactly that of our Detroit Red Wings. Watching the Blackhawks official Twitter slowly melt to shit last night was so gratifying I actually kinda started to feel bad lol jk.

Wooooooooo! Man, that felt good. Sure, my bank account looks like crying Jordan but so does every bandwagon idiot Chicago fan with Chinese manufactured Kane jersey. Better luck next year fellas. #lgrw 🍾

 – Frank