FOOTBALL SUCKS AND FANTASY FOOTBALL IS FOR LOSERS. Another year, another disappointing football season. Lions stink. I haven’t won a bet since Cousins was a Redskin. And I got bounced from fantasy in TWO leagues last week. Time to chalk this football season up as an L all around. But on the bright side, the Wings are pretty exciting to watch lately. Kronwall’s Kronwalling on Saturday got me horny, and then Larkin chuckin knucks got me violently horny. Wings are fun. I recorded this on Monday so no mention of the Wings getting bent over by Washington last night. Also, Seattle’s getting a hockey team.

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