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The Lions continue to prove they are a LEGIT Super Bowl contender, and while we aren’t quite Cup Crazy over the Wings yet, they are noticeably improved from last year. So where does everyone fall on the Weekly Non-Debatable Detroit Heat Scale™️? Well let’s have a look.

And, as always, a key for the less obvious ones:

• Scalding:
  • Lions fans on the road
• Owed An Apology:
  • A lot of Twitter warriors didn’t like the signings of Reimer (shut out) or JT Compher (1G, 3A).
  • The Wings organization owes the JLA horn and the Hey, Hey Hockeytown song (which both returned to LCA last week) an apology, for ever getting rid of them.
• Heating Up:
  • Hank picks SNF correctly (NYG +15) after dropping his previous two
  • Gibbs is back in the lineup, meaning his first TD is imminent
• BEEFED UP: Lucas Raymond has put on 20 lbs of muscle in the off-season. And he just blasted a guy into the bench (see cold)
• Hate You Forever:
  • Loser Columbus fan for double birding Compher

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